His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ๐๐๐
Your skills amaze me
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. thereโs only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know itโs not the sneakers
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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