I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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