maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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