Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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