is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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