you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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