thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Randomize
