just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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