You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We need to get me chipped asap
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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