When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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