I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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