sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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