I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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