But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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