i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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