Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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