i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
