i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
