Sober January is a disaster.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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