But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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