okay pat passed out under dana's car
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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