Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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