i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Randomize
