i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I am mentally ready for anal.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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