hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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