Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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