We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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