The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just found puke in my bra..
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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