Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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