You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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