Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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