So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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