im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
This girl is more easily done than said...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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