just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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