Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I want her autograph on my taint
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Oh god it's open bar.
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