shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Farmville is her only friend.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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