So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
being pregnant is like rehab
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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