the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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