Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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