a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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