so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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