i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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