Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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