Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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