margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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