turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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