I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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