omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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