like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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