i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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