we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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