her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize
