the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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