i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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