I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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